What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

In your opinion, who is the most overrated singer/band/artist in modern music history and why?

You Only Live Twice

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Man with the Golden Gun

What topics are okay with you in comics and what topics should be totally off the table?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why don't we hear our own snoring?

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do liberals and Democrats think it’s “ironic” for Donald Trump to say “We have to get back to law and order”?

Live and Let Die

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

If you’re an atheist, what would be your motive in spreading atheism, and why would you care what others believe?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How do I explain to my husband that my 19-year-old son has accidentally gotten me pregnant?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Would you join a gym or workout at home and why?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Diamonds Are Forever

-J W Pepper

Is it right to visit any shrine or tomb in Islam?

-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What do you respect the most about Elon Musk?

A View to a Kill

Moonraker

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Has anyone ever read The Holy Bible completely through? If so, what was your overall impression of it?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Dr No

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Octopussy